My most prized possession

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These were signed by Third Day themselves at Parachute music festival in New Zealand in January '05.





There was a sign that said that I could only have one thing signed. I thought to myself "Thats crap, I've come all the way from Australia with these and there's no way I'm going to get ripped off". So I took them both and to see what would happen. I was next, I was so nervous! These guys rock. I let them know that I was the Aussie that yelled out YEAAAAAHHH!!! (Coz Mac was asking if there was any Aussies in the crowd, I was the only one! I don't know where my other friends were. I told the guys I had came all the way from Australia to see them. When I gave the DVDs to Tai to sign, he was stoked! I said to him "Hey that was a great mullet" If you've seen the 'how to give yourself a mullet' video where Tai demonstrates how to give yourself a mullet you'll understand why I said that. He laughed coz he had forgotten about it! He asked me which part of the DVD it was on so I explained. They thanked me for coming along Thanked me? that is unreal.

These guy practice what they preach so I know that they actually mean that! I would have loved to get a photo with them but meeting them was enough! And my friends knew that coz I wouldn't shut up about meeting them!

THIRD DAY ROCK!

Nursery Rhymes are Crap

Nursery Rhymes are crap. What is this utter jibberish? Does anyone actually listen to what they are singing?

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, How I wonder what you are?
-Like umm, YOU'RE A STAR?

Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any wool?
-What the heck? Last time I checked sheep grew wool!

Hickery Dickory Dock, The mouse ran up the clock
-I've never see a mouse run up a clock, but could someone tell me what the hell is a hickery dickory dock?

What am I doing?

Ok, what am I doing here? Is this what my life has become? A weblog junkie??

The Funeral Home You Actually Want To Be In


Makes you wish you were dead, doesn't it?

Thats Not Right

I'm flying.. I mean sinking Jack


Jacks heart will go on and on and on

STOP, Hammer time

I'm sick of Law & Order

Ok, I've had it with these crappy Law and Order shows... How many are there? there has to be about 5 I guess. Why the heck do they continue to bring out this dribble. Surely someone must think to themselves "I got better things to do than to sit here and waste 2 hours of my life listening to other peoples problems and how people are in court. Why do people like these shows? I don't get it. I got better things to do than to worry about court cases. If I wanted to be a lawyer I would have been one! If I wanted to care about what these pathetic individuals are up to every week then I would send them an email.

Heres an idea: My life is more exciting, why not make a documentry about my life....

9:32 am, Mikes House: He's talking to his awesome girlfriend on the net. Mike wishes that they were together and *gasp* Married! *Double gasp*

12:44pm, in the kitchen: Mike makes a Banana sandwich and makes a mess of the bench - DANGER WORLD IN CRISIS!

3:30pm, in the office: Mike is busily working on a webpage for a cheapskate Christian who believes in prosperity but is too cheap to actually pay - Mikes Solution: Don't work on the page.

7:30pm, Abundant Life Church: Mike is running through the songs for sunday because he is worship leading and there are always 1 or 2 jerks who are going to complain because my songs are too 'Lively'.

3:30am, Mikes Room: Mike heads off to bed dreaming of his girlfriend.

You may think that my life is boring, I don't care and thats my point, what the hells the difference between Law and Order and my life? Oh yeah there's a murder and a court case... If I had murdered someone then you could include the murder and my life into an hour.

Wow, what a concept!

I take thee.....

Anyone want a $3 Note?

Starwars dorks of the year goes to....


This Storm Trooper is feeling the "dark side" of his last meal

Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.
The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire.
A third person present at the incident had been questioned, police said.
Videotape found
A videotape was found nearby by police called to the scene on Sunday.
A police spokeswoman said the pair were taken to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex.
They are both said to be in a critical condition.
She said the 17-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man from Hemel Hempstead suffered serious injuries.
She added: "At this stage we are unable to confirm the exact circumstances, but glass tubes and traces of accelerant (flammable substance) were found at the scene."
The final film in the Star Wars series, Revenge Of The Sith, arrived at UK cinemas last week.
One of the crucial scenes features a light sabre battle between Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi and Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker.

Tom Cruise is a woose

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Ok, now I've heard everything. We've all heard about Tom Cruise losing his cool when a fake reporter squirted him with water. Incase you haven't heard of it, check this out.

The newly engaged actor was squirted with water at the London premiere of his movie "War of the Worlds." The supposed reporter held up a mic to Cruise's face. But the phony mic was actually a squirt gun. The culprits were a fake reporter and camera crew working for a British comedy show.
An unamused Cruise told him, "I'm here giving you an interview and answering your questions and you do something really nasty. You're a jerk."
He asked the fake reporter, "Why would you do that?" Cruise told him that he was incredibly rude.
Although irritated, Cruise kept his cool, never yelling or throwing a punch.
Police arrested the fake reporter and three members of his camera crew. They could be charged with assault.


Ok, anyone else this would have happened to they would have had a laugh. What the hell's the problem with Celebrities? This incident goes to show that Tom Cruise is more interested in makiing money than entertaining fans. He couldn't give a continental cup of crap about the fans. Hey if someone came up to me and squirted water I would find it hillarious... I think someone forgot to the Tom that ITS ONLY WATER!

What is his problem? If he loved the fans it wouldn't worry him coz his clothes will dry. The poor baby! Maybe he's H20 intollerant. Who knows? The only person who should be afraid of water is Gizmo from the Gremilins. If that guy hates a little water, I wonder what he's like when he goes swimming or jumps in the shower!!

TOM: "Hey stop wetting me, shower
SHOWER: I'm here giving you water and you do something really nasty. You're a jerk
TOM: Why would you do that?"

Ok you get the idea. What does he do when it starts to rain? HEY STOP WETTING ME CLOUDS!! HA HA HA.

The poor baby can't survive on less than $20 million a film while every person in every 3rd world country only lives on less than 2cents a week.

Hey, celebrities forget, with out us paying to see their crap then they would have no job and would be standing in Job lines for a living. Some people are too lazy to take 1 second to remember that. Whats worse than spending $200million on a movie? It's wasting 2 hours of my life watching some morons table scraps? Hey if anyone needs some help figuring out what to do with $200 million then give me a call. Need an idea for a movie, my life would make a great movie. When Steven Speilberg is ready to listen and has got Jim Carrey signed up then you know where to find me.. and it will be with the other paparazzi interviewing Tom Cruise, HA HA.

I got a gift from my girlfriend

Oh boy,
this has been the best day EVER!
I got a gift from my girlfriend! Unbelievable!

SHES A KEEPER!!

My review of Revenge of the Sith

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Ok, first things first... I am not a Starwars nerd. I am a huge fan but I couldn't think of anything worse than going to the midnight screening and lining up with the nerds doing nerd stuff.
theres always one or two nerds that looks like they were assembled together in a laboratory from parts of lesser nerds to make one super bionic nerd.

Anyway I have to say that I enjoyed Revenge of the Sith. It was better than the other prequels and that on a whole the acting and script was better. Of course the romance scenes were still aweful, aweful crap.. damn their eyes and my ears.. Other people have pointed out that you cannot allow your children/whatever to watch the Star Wars movies from ep1-6.. because well 4-6 rely on the fact that you don't know the whole "I am your Father/You have a twin" stuff... so yeah good point I say, good point. To go back to the film at hand, I loved the fight scenes, especially the final fight on the lava. Great, great stuff... and it was good that Lucas didn't chicken out and try and go for a PG rating like the other StarWars films.

And I wish I could wreck the movie for someone but everyone knows that Anakin becomes Darth Vader the father of Luke and Leia - remember their mum is Padme who dies at the end in child birth, thats why shes not in Episode 4. I won't mention any of that stuff and ruin the movie.

Midget

Remember,
Elevator smells different to a midget

Hows my ministry going?

Ok, I don't wanna get on the whole Ministry bandwagon. But I get a lot of people interested in my ministry and wanting to know how to do what I do and what my secret is and stuff like that. Ok, this its really starting to anoy me coz if this is you think you've hit a gold mine of information or you're wanting the top 10 tips on how to make your ministry grow then you've got the wrong guy.

I'm just a guy who loves to serve God. Thats all I am! Please don't make me out to be some big shot guy whos called of God to do stuff and that you've got to have what I have because you will die without it. Let me say it again... I'm just a guy who loves to serve God. I'm doing what God has called me to do! I don't know what people expect me to do, I don't even know what I'm doing myself. All I know is what I've found out for myself by hanging out with God. You want what I got well how about by cleaning up every hidden sin in your life... I won't go into naming them all... but if you don't know what I'm talking about then lets name some: Lust, Porn, Gosipping, Smoking, Drinking, Hate, Sleeping around, Adultery... Do I need to say more??

Ok with that said I know you hate my guts now because you are proberbly on the edge of your seat ready to punch my lights out... thats good because thats the Holy Spirit. Just do it... Ok what else??

Next, turn off your computer... throw it out the window... Turn off that idiot box and sell it on Ebay. Get out your Bible and Turn to James 4:8 - Draw near to God and He will draw near to You... Whats He saying? Get into Gods face and He will get into yours... yank the phone out of the wall and go into your room and shut the door and start to repent.. cry out to God.. Be real about it... If you start using THEE'S and THOU'S when you are praying you aren't being real with God.. He knows who you really are...

Next step, Read your Bible everyday as much as you can and pray as much as you can... if anything else but these are more important then I guess you don't really want God that much.

Next get planted into a church... not one that feels good. One that isn't ashamed of preaching the word with fire. Don't go for ones that exchange REAL worship for hype because God isn't there.

It doesn't happen over night but it will happen... Don't expect it to happen straight away... but if you let a cry come out then you will bless God and he will come and dwell and amazing stuff will happen.


THATS ALL I KNOW. I DIDN'T GET IT SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING, I GOT IT BECAUSE I MADE GOD NUMBER 1

From Mike

V8's In Shanghai and a cool photo


The boys are ready to kick butt at Shanghai in the V8 Supercars. Russell Ingall (The Enforcer) is on the left, Marcos Ambrose (The Devil Racer) is on the right. Watch out for Marcos next year coz He's heading to the Nascars.

Bring Back Urkel

Bring Back Urkel

David who?

Whatever happened to the Hoff? Its like he's disapeared!

Just blogging

Ok, here I am doing nothing. I bored. I'm hoping that the Tigers beats the West Coast Eagles tomorrow night but since superstar Nathan Brown has shattered his leg, I don't like the chances. I was saying to my friend 2 weeks ago that the Tigers need to get some other guys to step up to the plate just incase something happens to Brown. Now look what happened! Hey I still think we might have a slim chance. I mean we took out the Brisbane Lions - but that doesn't guarantee a grand final place.

Well thats all I have to say about that.

I played a song by Josh Grobban to my girlfriend twice today in the space of 15 mins and I thought she was going to die. Never heard a song affect someone like that before and I'm glad its her.

Talking to my girlfriend

ok, its so late.... Why am I watching infomercials? Why am I up talking to my girlfriend? Its because I'm night guy. Night guy can do what he wants but morning guy hates night guy coz morning guy can't do anything and morning guy will get fired because of night guy.