The Great Der Of The Century Dept.

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Make sure you are sitting, because the following news will shock you!

Men do have trouble hearing women:

research link Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse - women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's.

Who needs research? Any male over the age of 5 can tell you this, and we don't need a white lab jacket, clip-board or pocket protector to know that women have a (shall we say) more complicated communication regime then men because they talk all the time and don't say what they mean.

Men: Nothing's wrong (means) nothing's wrong.
Women: Nothing's wrong (means) ?????

You get the idea?
Reports say researchers at Sheffield University in northern England have discovered startling differences in the way the brain responds to male and female sounds.Are these researcher's married? If they are this couldn't come as a surprise.

The research shows men decipher female voices using the auditory part of the brain that processes music, while male voices engage a simpler mechanism.Men grunt, women talk and talk and talk and talk.The Daily Mail quotes researcher Michael Hunter as saying, "the female voice is actually more complex than the male voice, due to differences in the size and shape of the vocal cords and larynx between men and women, and also due to women having greater natural 'melody' in their voices". And they can talk underwater with a mouth full or marbles."This causes a more complex range of sound frequencies than in a male voice," Mr Hunter said. The report says the findings may help explain why people suffering hallucinations usually hear male voices - the brain may find it much harder to conjure up a false female voice accurately than a false male voice.

1 Comment(s):

Jeff said...

Tanks for the comment, why do you have a fake blog, what's that about?