WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT... FORNICATION!

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From www.thebible.com


1 Corinthians 6:18-20 & 1 Corinthians 7:1-2

"Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's. Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

The dictionary meaning of the word "fornication" means any unlawful sexual intercourse including adultery. In the Bible the Greek definition of the word "fornication" means to commit illicit sexual intercourse. What constitutes unlawful sex? Whose laws do we live by? Worldly standards or laws many times do not always line up with the Word of God. The founding fathers of the United States established many laws that were originally based on Christian standards and the laws of the Bible. However, through time the United States has drifted far from these standards and at the present our moral standards are shocking the world. However, immorality is not only found in the U.S. but is a world-wide epidemic. Societies throughout history and around the globe have embraced sexual standards that are called sins in the Bible.

Fornication is not just tolerated in our society but is actually being encouraged. The sin of fornication is being committed even among Christians, as many couples "live together" and have sex before marriage. The Bible tells us to flee this sin. We have counseled Christians of the opposite sex who share an apartment and they told us they were not having sex so this surely wasn't wrong. The Bible declares these words in 1 Thessalonians 5:22-23:
"Abstain from all appearance of evil. And the very God of peace sanctify you wholly; and I pray God your whole spirit and soul and body be preserved blameless unto the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ."

Our lives as Christians are a living witness to others and we cannot break the laws of God without hindering others from coming to Christ. We must live our lives in purity before a sinful and wicked world. We should not be living according to their standards but according to God's standard in the Bible. No couple should live together outside the bonds of marriage.

Many say they live together before marriage to see if they are compatible as they don't want to divorce. This may sound like a justifiable reason for committing the sin of fornication, but in God's eyes it is still sin. Statistics however, show that those who live together before marriage are more likely to get a divorce than those who do not. Living together shows a total lack of trust in God and a failure to commit to Him the choosing of a mate. Christians who are living in this situation are out of the will of God and need to repent and seek God as to whether this person is the right one for them. If it is God's will for them to be together they should marry. Otherwise, they need to change their living arrangements.

As Christians, the goal of any relationship should be to cause the people in our lives to love and know the Lord better. Living together is shameful and selfish as the parties do not care what others think or how they might affect their families and others. They are living to please their own lust and selfish desires. This type of life style is destructive and especially so for children whose parents are living a bad example before them. No wonder our children are confused about right and wrong when parents degrade the sanctity of marriage by living together out of wedlock. How can living together cause children to love and honor God when their parents break the laws of God before them because they are lustful?

Young people today need to be taught to abstain from sexual intercourse and remain pure virgins before marriage. So many problems in marriages today stem from the fact that they are not virgins when they marry. Young people are bringing wounded emotions and diseased bodies into their marriages because of prior promiscuous affairs. STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases) are so widespread that the statistics are shocking. There are 12 million new cases of STDs annually in the United states and 67% of these occur among persons under the age of 25. In fact, every year one out of six teens contracts an STD. 100,000 to 150,000 women become infertile each year as a result of STDs.¹ Others endure years of pain as some of these diseases are incurable. What a tragic price to pay for sexual sins. The Bible is right when it says fornication is a sin against one's own body.

The sin of fornication is not only defined as illicit sexual intercourse between those who are not married but also is an umbrella for other sexual sins as well. The Bible also speaks of the sin of incest as fornication in 1 Corinthians 5:1:

"It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife."

The Bible also lists whoremongers as fornicators in Revelation 21:8:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

All prostitutes and pimps are fornicators. Couples who just "live together" according to the Bible, are committing the same sin that whores commit. Singles who "make love" fall into the same category. Just because society has accepted this type of living does not make it right. The Bible must be our standard of what is right and wrong. We must change our standards if we do not want the wrath of God to fall on us. God hates sin but He loves the sinner. If anyone repents and calls on Jesus today He will help them to come out of any illicit relationship and heal them of all past hurts and even heal any disease that they may have contracted.

God gave us the laws in the Bible for our good. They are not meant to deny us any good thing but they are given so we can enjoy the proper sexual relationship in the proper time. If we obey the words of the Bible and "flee fornication" and glorify God in our bodies, the Lord will bless us beyond what we could believe.

Psalm 145:17-21: "The LORD is righteous in all his ways, and holy in all his works. The LORD is nigh unto all them that call upon him, to all that call upon him in truth. He will fulfil the desire of them that fear him: he also will hear their cry, and will save them. The LORD preserveth all them that love him: but all the wicked will he destroy. My mouth shall speak the praise of the LORD: and let all flesh bless his holy name for ever and ever."

¹ Statistics from the April 1, 1993 issue of the San Francisco Chronicle.

Ingall: No longer the V8 Supercar Championship Series bridesmaid

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It was a double celebration for Stone Brothers Racing with defending champion Marcos Ambrose winning the final round of the V8 Supercar Championship at his swansong and his team-mate Russell Ingall grabbing his first Series title at Phillip Island today.

Ambrose won both races today in a dominant display for his Ford team, finishing ahead of the HSV Holden pair of Garth Tander and Rick Kelly at the event, who enjoyed their second straight podium finish.But all the glory was for the 41-year-old Ingall, who finally achieved the breakthrough to win his first championship after nine years in the series.

He finished fifth overall for the final round to claim the championship on 1922 points, 57 points clear of Craig Lowndes with a further nine points to Ambrose, to complete a Ford trifecta in the series.

“I’m waiting for it to sink in. I’m very happy for the team and glad I can give one to them,” Ingall said.“I’ve tried every which way to win this Championship and this was the last resort. You don’t win by just one thing. You have to be quick, you have to be smart, you have to know when to go and when not. Being good at one thing won’t win this championship.”Ingall said he would have enjoyed racing more aggressively this season but with the current points system, consistency was the key to overall triumph.

“I had to change my strategy with this point system. After 10 years I will take what ever I can get,’’ he said in terms of his victory.He paid tribute to his crew, Stone Brothers Racing and his team-mate Ambrose, who was lavish in his praise for Ingall.

It was also an emotional time for Ambrose, the two-time champion, in his final race before heading to the United States to further his racing career.“This is an era in my life that I won’t forget. I would have never have dreamed that I would win two championships. I am a lucky, lucky guy. I owe a lot to Ford, my crew and Stone Brothers Racing.”

After a close early battle, Ambrose jumped both Lowndes and Tander in the pits to win the second race ahead of Rick Kelly and Ingall. While light rain fell at the start, the weather cleared to produce superb conditions.Lowndes was the only driver with a faint chance of beating Ingall, needing 19 places between him and his Ford compatriot in the final race. Ingall gave some early flutters when he was forced on to the grass attempting to pass Steven Ellery on the main straight on the second lap.

He re-gathered and from that point was always near the front of the field. The pressure went on Lowndes, who was controversially given a stop-go penalty for a pit lane infringement by his crew. The Betta Electrical Ford driver had to force his way from the back of the field for 15th place to ensure he finished runner-up in the championship.

It proved total domination for the Blue Oval team who took out the Manufacturers Award with their seventh win of the series while Stone Brothers Racing emphatically won the Teams Points honours.

It was also a successful return to Phillip Island for the V8 Supercar series, with an official three-day attendance of 66,363, the largest ever at the circuit for any form of car racing.Leading placings,

round 13 Phillip Island:
1. Marcos Ambrose Stone Brothers Racing Ford 188 points
2. Garth Tander HSV Dealer Holden 182
3. Rick Kelly HSV Dealer Holden 176
4. Greg Murphy Super Cheap Auto Holden 168
5. Russell Ingall Caltex Racing Ford 168
6. Craig Lowndes Betta Electrical Ford 160
7. Steve Ellery Betta Electrical Ford 150
8. Paul Weel Super Cheap Auto Holden 142
9. Paul Radisich Team Kiwi Racing Holden 140
10. Mark Skaife Holden Racing Team 132

Top 10 Championship Placings:
Russell Ingall 1922, Craig Lowndes 1865, Marcos Ambrose 1856, Todd Kelly 1760, Mark Skaife 1754, Garth Tander 1734, Steven Richards 1669, Rick Kelly 1630, Jason Bright 1566, Cameron McConville 1501.

The 1st "I Gave My Brain To Goodwill" Award goes to.... (Part 2)

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Well I got a response,
Here is the email I recieved

Mike,

You seem to want to miss the point.If you travel, you are not at your local church. If you are posted in the army, you are not at a local church. You may still want to be taught.I'll throw out some scripture on your other questions, but I suggest you visit our main site if you have real questions.http://jrpm.org/I will not argue with you, read your Bible and pray.

O taste and see that the Lord is good: blessed is the man that trusteth in him. - Psalm 34:8
Then one of them, a lawyer, asked tempting him and saying "Master which is the great commandment in the law?" Jesus said unto him "Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself, On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets." Matthew 22:35-40 ( KJV), see also Luke 10: 25-37
Thou wilt show me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore. - Psalms 16: 11"For I spake not unto your fathers, nor commanded them in the day that I brought them out of the land of Egypt, concerning burnt offerings or sacrifices; but this thing I commanded them saying, Obey my voice, and I will be your God, and ye shall be my people: and walk in all the ways that I have commanded you, that it may be well with you." - Jer 7: 22,23

Therefore, being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ: By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God. - Romans 5: 1,2

But the Lord is faithful, who shall stablish you, and keep you from evil. - II Thessalonians 3: 3 (KJV)

And finally since you seem centered on sin, yes repentance is required; Love is required; balance is required.
And of some have compassion, making a difference:
And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire;
hating even the garment spotted by the flesh. - Jude 23

You spoke of the Holy Spirit, I would suggest a great deal of prayer and searching of the scripture before you respond.

If you look over the either site you will find a great deal about sin, just not every message. You judge me and our ministry off an introduction and one post. Try not to be so hasty, it is better to say nothing than say something hurtful and in error."Either how canst thou say to thy brother, Brother, let me pull out the mote that is in thine eye, when thou thyself beholdest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

Thou hypocrite, cast out first the beam out of thine own eye, and then shalt thou see clearly to pull out the mote that is in thy brother's eye." Luke 6:42There are many sinners to reach. God is not limited to our frail understandings. Avoid the quick proud pronouncements. Pray! Then pray some more. To them that are without law, as without law, (being not without law to God, but under the law to Christ,) that I might gain them that are without law.

To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some. I Corinthians 9: 21, 22

http://jrpm.blogspot.com/2005/10/fighting-god.html

May God direct us both.

Allan

The 1st "I Gave My Brain To Goodwill" Award goes to....

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I came across this blog at http://jrpm.blogspot.com/ aparently they got some online church happening. Now I was curious to see how this can work out. All looked great, until I found a couple of things that burdened me. I felt it necessary to reply to one of the comments and email the head honcho.

Here is my letter

just came across your blog... interesting concept.. When you say about people joining here because they do not have a regular place of worship. I've never met anyone who has never had a regular place of worship.... look around you, churches everywhere!! How many churches do we need?? People can't find a place of worship simply because they are offended with what the minister has said. Sometimes for a good reason because they don't hold fast to the truths of God, sometimes its because they have unconfessed sin in their life so everything they hear will be an offense. Even people reading this are gonna be offended at my comments. Offenses are everywhere, running away and joining another church isn't the answer.

If this is a church, how can the shephard do his job? its really impossible to... I'm being realistic here! The concept of the virtual church is interesting, but I can't see how it will really work... If this is really God, then it will be a GOD idea, not a GOOD idea.

Where is the covering from the church?

One final thing that is worrying, its the basic doctrine of salvation. At the top of the blog it says ACCEPT THE LOVE OF JESUS, this maybe valid, but it really distorts the reason why we need saving to start off with... We don't get saved because we need love. We get saved because we realise we've broken Gods commandments.... this helps us realise what we've done wrong AKA We've commited adultery, stolen something, and murdered.... Once we realise what we've done, we ask God to forgive us, repent and turn away from those things and embrace Gods love and grace.... You're missing the repentance part!!!

If you don't mention that because you're too scared you're gonna offend someone, then you're ripping people off and cheating them and they will backslide because their reason for getting saved: Love, is the wrong reason, all because when something goes wrong, people think that God is angry with them and doesn't love them..... Can you see where I'm coming from????

If you water down the conviction of the word and become seeker friendly, you're online ministry thingy won't last.....

Well thats it for me, if you wanna discuss this with me, my details are on my weblog....Bless you all



Now, if that isn't bad enough, I checked the School of Theology page on the blog.... Yep, its an online Bible College... I was curious to see what subjects they are teaching... check these out

[ T201 ] Atheists & Humanists vs. Theists
[ T205 ] Billy Graham on the Holy Spirit
[ T102 ] C.S. Lewis, A1
[ T108 ] C.S. Lewis, A2
[ T104 ] Christian Fantasy
[ T204 ] elements of powerful prayer
[ T301 ] Foundation Stones: Faith
[ T306 ] Foundation Stones: Grace
[ T305 ] Foundation Stones: Healing
[ T303 ] Foundation Stones: Prayer
[ T302 ] Foundation Stones: The Blood of Jesus
[ T304 ] Foundation Stones: The Cross
[ T307 ] Foundation Stones: The Trinity
[ T106 ] looking for (secular) truth
[ T103 ] New wine
[ T203 ] Pursuit of God
[ T101 ] Sound Doctrine, A1
[ T109 ] Sound Doctrine, A2
[ T110 ] Sound Doctrine, A3
[ T401 ] Start a Blog
[ T105 ] Tough Faith
[ T107 ] Why am I here?
[ T202 ] Wigglesworth on Faith

What the heck does Blogging have to do with anything or including the worlds of C.S Lewis??? is it just me or are these guys nuts??? They haven't made it clear what the outcome is... They don't say what qualifications it will leave you with..... It would be nice to know that I'm actually going to get some qualification out of this, apart from being a cyber nerd that thinks that God has called them to be "Lord of the Blogs" - One blog to rule them all. I don't agree with any of these subjects... especially the second last one 'why am I here'... That pretty much sums up the blog. If you don't know why you've signed up for this to begin with, you're mad. And again, they in the foundation stones they left out the whole repentance thing.... the foundation for Christianity is found in Hebrews 6

I don't care if the people from this organisation are reading my blog... all I can say is that this is the biggest joke on the internet.

Australian Idol

Yah Kate Won... incase you didn't realise, I'm being sarcastic.....

Australian Idol is Crap

Well I just watched the crap called Australian Idol. Yep Kate won. She's from my town. I guess I should be happy for her. Basically I don't care who won... They could have got Steady Eddy doing a duet with Stevie Wonder for all I care. Anyway, I'd like to set the record straight: Everyone in Bendigo knows that her daddy owns a car yard and paid his employees $10k to vote for Kate - so she cheated.

You are probably reading this and saying "Mike, you're too harsh on her"... Well how much manufactured reality TV show crap do we have to put up with? Stupid wannabes being on stupid shows about..... well crap. As if you didn't realise, I overuse the word CRAP. Yes I do, and its a mighty fine word indeed. You don't like it? its not my problem. I guess some religious fruitcake would go "Well if Jesus was here, would you say it to His face?" well firstly lets see....

Picture this: (the scene is set, Jesus standing infront of me).
MIKE: Jesus, what do you think of the devil?
JESUS: He's pretty crap.

Hey I'm being real peoples. If you wanna get offended because I say crap, because its un christian then you need to get saved again. The unchristian thing to do is to lie to yourself or pretend to be hollier than thou.

Did Moses pick his nose? I guess wandering the wilderness for 40 years you'd wanna 'clear house' now and then.

Well thats my rant....
Drop it like its Hoff....

Speak Like An Aussie

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Can you die from Laughing?

FINALLY, Ask Yahoo answered my question!!!
Dear Yahoo!:
Can you die from laughing?

Mike
Victoria, Australia


Dear Mike:
It's certainly possible to die while laughing -- probably by choking on something. But we were unable to find any documented evidence of someone literally "laughing to death."

In fact, recent research suggests laughing is actually very good for you. According to the Indiana University School of Medicine, laughing helps relax tense muscles, lowers blood pressure, and even burns calories. Humor and laughter is also becoming increasingly popular as a form of psychiatric therapy. Look out, Carrot Top.

Cardiologists at the University of Maryland Medical Center found that people with heart disease are 40% less likely to laugh in a given situation than people without heart disease. The key here seems to be stress reduction; stress impairs the production of endothelial cells, which form a protective lining in our blood vessels. A weak endothelium can lead to hardened arteries and, quite literally, a hardened heart.

What exactly is laughter? As HowStuffWorks explains, laughter is a physiological response that's triggered by the limbic system, or the part of the brain that governs motivation and emotional behaviors. During laughter, the epiglottis constricts the larynx, restricting our ability to breathe. That's why a really good joke can sometimes seem pretty dangerous -- but thankfully the breathing instinct always wins in the end.

Redeeming The Time

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Ecclesiastes 3:1 says “To everything there is a season, A time for every purpose under heaven”.

Time is God’s way of not letting everything happen at once. God has given everyone different seasons or different sets of time. There’s a time for being single and a time to be married. Use your single years to make an impact in the world with confidence that God hasn’t forgotten you. I hear some of my married friends say “Enjoy being single because once you are married you won’t be able to go back”. That’s what I’m aiming for. Getting every little skill, talent, and ability under my belt so I can take them into my relationship and reap what I’ve sown.

Ok, you probably think that I’m being superficial. But what I’m saying is the truth. There are only two superficial things in this world are the TV shows Brady Bunch and Full House.
I can imagine the biggest blessing for my future wife is when she realizes that I haven’t wasted my single years but say to her “See, this is what I was doing while you were away”. This is very similar to The Parable of the Talents (Matthew 25:14-30).

The other thing to remember is that God is the one who gave us our giftings and ability and is on loan. Its like renting a car. I sign the papers, they hand over the keys so I can get myself around, I am responsible to look after the car because it’s not mine. When I take it back the first thing they will do is check to see the distance I’ve traveled and any signs of scratches or damage to the car. This is what God will do, check to see our fruit and to see what we’ve done with what He’s given us. Our giftings give us vision and hope because when we realize what God has given us we get to work using them we are doing what God has called us to do. But it comes with a price.

God knows what’s best for me, He knows where I am best used. He hasn’t called everyone to stand up on stage and worship lead. He hasn’t called everyone to build stuff.

God is more interested in what you are doing with your giftings when no one is looking. It’s really the foundation or the “Supporting Act” before the show that matters. I’m a musician, singer, worship leader, youth leader, and youth band director so I know what I’m talking about. If everyone was at the front they could be seen, who would be driving kids home from youth, stacking chairs after a meeting, or cleaning up the supper. When God sees these, it’s like He’s saying “If they can serve a good cream cake in supper time, he can serve a good prophesy”.

God always uses people who are busy working and showing initiative, not waiting around for something to happen and waiting to be called as an evangelist to India. I love dropping kids home from Youth. What does it cost me? Fuel, 30 minutes traveling to the other side of town, a McDonalds super sundae, my friendship, some late nights and some other things too.

When kids aren’t pressured and you take them for McDonalds its amazing what happens. I’m sure this is what God appreciates and touches his heart more only because you are taking a genuine interest in what young people are going through, and they can pick a fake from a mile away.

These are the times kids are going to remember when I’m not there or the have left the church. Not how good I sang a song or how many times I said Praise God or the times I sang a worship song with the voice of Jar Jar Binks or Kermit the Frog.

Ok I know everyone’s not a youth leader but my point is saying is if we have a genuine passion for God it should over flow in everything we do and should equip us to go the extra mile for the one who went all the way to the cross for us.

Drop It Like Its Hoff

Here is my tribute to the great man himself: David Hasselhoff, AKA The Hoff

Don't Hassel The Hoff

Nerds R Us

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When I'm chatting on the net I'm sick of people asking me for my photo. I've decided to have a little fun. I found my nerd glasses, I put them on and *poof* instant nerd, just add glasses. Now if anyone asks me for my photo and I don't want to talk to them I'll just give them this photo. These sick demented people can add this to their stash of photos that they have collected from people in chatrooms and I'll let Yahoo know that this person is spamming me..

The worst thought I had 2 minutes ago was that there maybe, just maybe someone in this world that actually goes around looking like this - a nerdish me. If this is you, leave a comment below. And take off those glasses for goodness sake and get yourself some snazzy coloured contact lenses.

Why is it racism when you talk about the colour of someone's skin, but not with nerds. Is there such a thing as nerd racism? Who knows.
If people really knew me in the chatrooms they would know that I'm not serious at all. They will know that if they checked my profile at least because I can't make it anymore clearer than saying "I don't take chat seriously". If people are still offended because I'm not serious then they need to see Dr Phil or something because its beyond a joke. I'm sure people actually 'camp' in chatrooms. The same nerds are in there all the time. Don't you people have a life? Don't you have a wife, husband, kids, or a mother in law to go home to? If you haven't got time to talk to your spouse or kids, you haven't got time FULL STOP. Get your lazy butt off the computer and go do something, and I don't mean the TV.

While I'm at it, what the heck is wrong with people that are married for 15 years and meet someone online and leave their spouse for some moron they have never met? What is wrong with you people? You really are a nerd because you spend your time getting involved with someone when you are already involved!

I better get some work done,
C-Ya
Well that's my 2 cents,
have your 2 cents worth below
Your pal,
Mike

Victorious Socceroos through to World Cup

I'll be honest, I'm not a soccer fan. A good game is a fast game. I don't like the idea of sitting down and waiting for 90 mins for someone to kick a goal and I don't care if everyone is losing their voice around me. I did however get caught up in the excitement of Australia challenging Uruguay for a place in the soccer World Cup next year in Germany. When the pride of your country is at stake, I'm there to support them.
When Australia plays another country at anything, all of Australia is your best friend including your ex-boss who fired you coz you took a dump in the deep fryer as a practical joke. Don't ask me why everyone is your friend, they just are! And the next day, they hate your guts again.
In case you've been asleep and you've just woken up and you have no idea what I'm talking about then you better take a gander at this:
Australia has qualified for next year's soccer World Cup in Germany after beating Uruguay 4-2 on penalties in a heart-stopping qualifying match at Sydney's Telstra Stadium.
Australia was ahead 1-0 after the end of regulation time thanks to a Marco Bresciano goal in the first half.

But the qualifying match remained all square after Australia lost the first leg 1-0 in the Uruguayan capital of Montevideo on the weekend.The match went into two 15-minute periods of extra time but the deadlock could not be broken.

Successful penalties were taken by Harry Kewell, Lucas Neil, Tony Vidmar and Jon Aloisi.
Australian goal keeper Mark Schwarzer was the hero with two brilliant saves in the shootout.
Earlier Bresciano netted in the 34th minute after a delightful move involving Tim Cahill, Mark Viduka and Harry Kewell, who had been introduced just four minutes earlier as a substitute, to send a noisy crowd of more than 80,000 into raptures.

I'm Not A Photographer, But I Have A Camera

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These are some photos I took for one of our youth activities. In the Photo Hunt, they had to identify the place in the photo which shows them where to get the next photo from. Just thought I'd share them for no particular reason at all.


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Lame Observations About Dogs

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? Coz they have no pockets!

They have a hard time. They stand up, they sit down, they can't handle the turn either way. No matter which way you turn, he's not ready. They don't know what to do. And then comes the great moment of frustration. You stop someplace and get something to eat. This kills him. You get a hamburger, this blows his mind. INSTANT FOOD WHENEVER YOU WANT IT? You know what this means to him? You ever see the look on his face? He looks over at you. HOW'D YOU GET THAT? ARE THEY GIVING IT TO EVERYBODY NOW? YOU THINK I COULD GET ONE? They can't get anything.

It Rained.... In My Car

I can't believe it!
Last night I forgot to wind the window up on my car and the worst thing is IT RAINED. I mean not just a little sprinkle - IT RAINED! I heard thunder and thought "Wow this is a cool storm" I went to the kitchen to make some breakfast half asleep and I looked out the window and saw that my car window was down. My eye caught the wet ground and I was thinking "Did it rain? The ground looks a bit wet". I looked at my car and my mind went back to the storm last night. I dropped everything and checked the damage on my car. Everything was fine except for my car seat. Nothing a towel can't fix - well, for the time being.

I'm sick as

Today I'm sick as... Today is my busiest day but I can't do jack. Last night I was up all night chucking my brains out and I lost count after the 5th time... I've never felt so sick in my whole entire life - well actually there was a time when I ate pizza before going on a ride but thats another story.

Hopefully I'll be over this soon....

How M&M's Are Made

I found an article that explains where M&M's come from and how they are made and how the 'M' gets stamped onto it


It's no great mystery that M&Ms are hugely popular. But the methods behind their crunchy candy shells are less well-known.

First, the milk-chocolate centers are formed in a machine and tumbled into a rounded shape. The various flavored M&Ms get a nut or other center with chocolate added around it. Then, the centers are coated in a process known as "panning," where they're rotated in a revolving pan while a coating made of sugar and corn syrup is added.

Finally, the delicate "m" imprinting happens. According to Mars Inc., maker of M&Ms, a specially designed machine stamps the "m" on each piece of candy. The machine is carefully calibrated so it won't crack the thin candy shells. The company calls the procedure "similar to offset printing."

The ink used for the "m" is made of food-grade ingredients. You can even get M&Ms custom printed with your own text, although the "m" will appear on the other side. In 1940, the original M&Ms didn't have any printing on them. The "m" was introduced a decade later, in honor of creator Forrest Mars Sr.. Originally, the "m" was in black ink, but it switched to white in 1954.

I Met The President

Last night I had dinner with the president of the USA. He is the coolest guy around. He showed me around the white house. The meal was amazing and I felt really blessed that I was treated like royalty. I gave president a copy of my latest book "Get smart, stupid". And he gave me a reference for a job I was applying for. It even had his signature. I figured that I could sell it on E-bay for a bucket load of money because it had the official presidential letter-head.

After dinner, we sat around watching some of his old home movies. Because George Bush found out that his son was Steve Urkel (Check out the the truth here on this link), Steve I was staying in Urkel's room in bunks. We decided to make a midnight snack of Cheese Whiz and coke.

We stayed up till 4am talking about fungus.

That was my day!

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They Were All Happy Days

Today my good friend Richie Cunningham and I decided to stop at a fantastic restaurant called Arnolds. It was old fashion service with an old fashion smile.

While I was in there you won't believe what happened. Immigration came and took the Asian owner called Arnold away. His Visa had expired aparently. I think Arnolds is going to shut down and me, Richie, Ralph Mouth, Potsi, and Fonzi will have to go some where else. I heard that McDonalds will be taking over Arnolds joint. I can't work out why - theres enough of them around.


That was my day

There's A New Kid On The Block

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I'm so excited. One of the managers from New Kids On The Block ran into me in the street. He dropped his suitcase and there were some photos of New Kids On The Block in them. I said "Hey, do you know New Kids On The Block?" and He replied "Yeah, I'm their manager and they're getting back together and are looking for a 6th member of the band".
He continues and tells me this story how I'm the kind of guy he was looking for. And I was invited to audition which I passed.
I am now the 6th member of the group.
I will be known as MIKEY E!
Here is some of the stuff that will be coming out soon. With the 6 of us! We will be remaking a greatest hits album as a launch. I have to grow a pony tail and change my wardrobe now. Some of the stuff I have to get is a funky hat with a hole at the top. Also they advised me to cut all my shirts that will make it fashionable.