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Whats The Deal With This Guy?

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Hi there.
Welcome to another edition of "Whats The Deal With This Guy?". This week is a guy who just started chatting with me for no particular reason. I don't know who he is or what he wanted. This is where you come in. I'm interested in hearing what kind of resources people think that this guy was exporting and to where.
Here is the full transcript of my conversation with this looney.

(Heck, he even left his phone number....)


Lets Begin...

Mike (12/29/2005 10:22:49 PM): hello
Mike (12/29/2005 10:22:52 PM): ok thankyou
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:23:56 PM): do u wanna chart with me?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:24:02 PM): sure
Mike (12/29/2005 10:24:18 PM): asl?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:24:23 PM): thx
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:24:34 PM): 25m/nigeria
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:24:38 PM): u?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:24:45 PM): 27/m/australia
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:24:58 PM): kool
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:25:16 PM): what do u do 4 a living?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:25:43 PM): I'm a web designer
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:25:51 PM): i'm a business guy
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:25:57 PM): real
Mike (12/29/2005 10:26:12 PM): so am I
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:26:42 PM): what's ur name?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:27:06 PM): Mike
Mike (12/29/2005 10:27:11 PM): its my name
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:27:41 PM): so cool
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:27:53 PM): i'm jonathan
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:28:13 PM): do u know any thing about business?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:28:13 PM): great
Mike (12/29/2005 10:28:23 PM): well I run a web design business
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:29:02 PM): i mean to tranct a buz
Mike (12/29/2005 10:29:34 PM): you mean payments?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:29:51 PM): sure
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:30:23 PM): u there?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:30:47 PM): are you talking about online?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:31:26 PM): exactly
Mike (12/29/2005 10:31:32 PM): ok
Mike (12/29/2005 10:31:36 PM): www.paypal.com
Mike (12/29/2005 10:31:42 PM): this is what you are looking for
Mike (12/29/2005 10:31:49 PM): what do you need it for?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:32:00 PM): so what do u think?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:32:06 PM): its good
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:32:48 PM): why asking?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:33:54 PM): you talked about business.... thats what I do...
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:34:10 PM): ok
Mike (12/29/2005 10:34:26 PM): well bye
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:34:45 PM): why so?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:34:56 PM): any rhone no.?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:35:04 PM): what?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:35:34 PM): i mean phone number?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:35:40 PM): my phone number??
Mike (12/29/2005 10:35:45 PM): I don't think so
Mike (12/29/2005 10:35:52 PM): Im not giving it out online
Mike (12/29/2005 10:35:58 PM): I don't even know you
Mike (12/29/2005 10:36:10 PM): only an idiot would do that
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:36:28 PM): why say so?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:36:58 PM): just to conmmunicate
Mike (12/29/2005 10:37:43 PM): no I don't think so
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:37:49 PM): hello u there?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:37:51 PM): I don't know one thing about you...
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:38:09 PM): good
Mike (12/29/2005 10:38:18 PM): I asked about your business, I asked what you do and you don't tell me...
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:38:38 PM): very soon u will know more about me
Mike (12/29/2005 10:39:07 PM): I don't think so
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:39:32 PM): iwhy so warried?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:40:03 PM): I'm not worried
Mike (12/29/2005 10:40:06 PM): asl?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:40:15 PM): what do you do?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:40:21 PM): i said i do export goods from one country to another?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:40:37 PM): a business management?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:41:29 PM): you export goods? What goods?
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:41:54 PM): good
Mike (12/29/2005 10:41:56 PM): theres alot of things that are exported
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:42:33 PM): i mean mineral resoucess
Mike (12/29/2005 10:43:39 PM): drugs??
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:44:02 PM): no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Mike (12/29/2005 10:44:11 PM): ok
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:44:16 PM): God reject
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:44:54 PM): hi
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:45:02 PM): pls call
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:45:18 PM): +2348056557854
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:45:22 PM): joe
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:45:27 PM): bye
Mike (12/29/2005 10:45:56 PM): no I don't think so
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:47:19 PM): ok
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:47:31 PM): i have to go now
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:47:48 PM): what do u think abut it
Mike (12/29/2005 10:48:36 PM): about what???
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:48:58 PM): the deal
Mike (12/29/2005 10:49:01 PM): what deal?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:49:10 PM): you didn't invite me for any deal
Mike (12/29/2005 10:49:20 PM): you just told me what you do and to ring you
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:49:25 PM): so u are an america
Mike (12/29/2005 10:49:30 PM): yes
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:50:09 PM): interesting
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:51:05 PM): ok
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:51:13 PM): some other time
Mike (12/29/2005 10:51:40 PM): but I could be lying
joe4real2g2003 (12/29/2005 10:51:53 PM): why?
Mike (12/29/2005 10:52:00 PM): you are mysterious
Mike (12/29/2005 10:52:34 PM): bye

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Our Christmas Was The Best Christmas Ever!!!!!

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We sat around the piano singing Christmas carols and we had our very own rent a crowd.





Here is our family photo. Me and my family... I'm not in this photo because I was holding the camera. I don't know who the other people are. They are suppose to be my relatives but I can't see the resemblance. Infact I don't remember even taking this photo. It might have something to do with the fact that I had too much Egg Nog.




Here is our house decorated. I done it all myself. Pretty cool huh? Each peace was ordered off Ebay and just incase anyone thought about stealing my giant bear, I had all my pieces fitted with its own personal alarm and GPS satellite tracking device so if anyone decided to steal something it could be tracked from the sky.

Bored. Basically the worst Christmas ever... What do you think??

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This past week has been boring... For Christmas I didn't go anywhere. Apart from having a Kath & Kim marathon watching some of my favourite episodes because it was one of my Christmas presents... ALL 3 Seasons including Da Kath & Kim Code - the movie.

I was going to put some photos of my Christmas here, but considering that it was boring there was nothing really worth taking. Then I thought "Well every man and his dog is gonna put photos of their Christmas lunch at their Aunt Gertrude's that they haven't seen for 20 years". So I thought If I can at least find some Typical Christmas dinner photos I'll put those... You know the ones where everyone is sitting around the fire in their crappy Christmas top with the flashing Christmas tree on them, drinking Egg nog and singing Christmas carols, sounding joyful and triumphant to an out of tune piano. I have never met any family yet that is to experience that type of Christmas. Its too much like one of those Brady Bunch Christmas specials that they repeat at lunchtime every Christmas. The real Christmas I know is the one where you think you are getting a cool Christmas gift but you end up getting stupid socks or hankies from Grandma with an embroidered 'M' on them.

Merry Late Christmas

Napoleon Dynamite Rocks




I saw Napoleon Dynamite on Friday and all I can say is that its Flippin' Sweet. If you haven't seen it then turn off this computer and go and get it. If you can't afford to get it, then steal it or borrow it from a friend and don't return it.















Do you think anyone wants a round house kick to the face when Im wearing these bad boys??

"At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?"

G'day From Australia

Its Me!
G'day From Australia!

Mike's Shop is now online

Hey guys,
I have just opened up an online shop. Visit STUFF WORLD and buy some stuff http://www.cafepress.com/stuffworld1

Be the first to get your hands on some great stuff

Thanks Dr Phil

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - A man wanted on a bigamy charge was arrested after a woman watching an episode of the "Dr. Phil" show about the case saw his picture — and recognized her sister's boyfriend.

Hicks, 61, was arrested later Monday at the Charlotte home of Hembree's sister, said Julia Rush, a spokeswoman for the Mecklenburg County Sheriff's Office.

Hicks had been indicted on a bigamy charge last week in Chesapeake, Va., said Officer Christina Golden of the Chesapeake police.

At a hearing Tuesday in Charlotte, Hicks said he would fight extradition to Virginia. Bail was set at $25,000.

Hembree, 57, of Shelby, said Hicks and her 54-year-old sister, Barbara Grant, met through a Web site and had been dating for about eight months. She said the subject of marriage had come up.

"They had talked about it, and I told her to just kind of wait and just make sure because marriage is such a big step," Hembree said.

Hembree said Grant, whose first husband died more than 20 years ago and is divorced from her second husband, did not want to talk to reporters yet.

Hembree said she and her sister are devastated.

"When he came to my home, he was just as nice as he could be, well-educated, well-mannered," Hembree said. "We sat and talked numerous times together. We thought a lot alike. And I respected him a lot, I really did. This is what is so very painful for me."

Dear Santa

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Santa, would it be possible to dig deep into your sack and provide the Socceroos with all the luck they'll need to match it with the world's best in Germany next year? Just reaching the World Cup has been a huge achievement. A couple of wins would be great and give the code an added kick along in Australia.

On the AFL front, what are the chances of a Richmond Premiership? 2006 will be crucial for the Tigers in general and coach Terry Wallace in particular. Also would it be too much to have Nathan Brown back for Round 1 and even Brownlow Medal, even for any Richmond Player? Ok if this can't happen, at least it would be great to see them get to the finals.

At the risk of being greedy, a swag of gold medals to Australia is what I really want at the Commonwealth Games. While the gold should flow freely in the swimming, they might be a little harder to win on the track. Distance star Craig Mottram is our best hope, as is hurdler Jana Pittman, assuming she's fit. Surely the fact that the games are in Melbourne will give our athletes that little bit extra they need to get over the line.

I know its a big ask, but I would really love to see Ford get another V8 Supercar Championship this year and for the rest of the Ford drivers to step up instead of leaving the racing up to Russell Ingall and Craig Lowndes to bring home the wins for Ford.

And finally, could we please try to get through the summer without endless shots of new mum Bec sitting with the Hewitt clan courtside? Even more pleasing would be if we can not have mum and dad doing their best ASIO impersonation, trying to shield baby Mia from prying lenses. We've all seen daddy Hewitt's dummy spits. They're not pretty.

That's it Santa. I know I might be asking a bit but I reckon you're up to it.

Best wishes to Mrs Claus,
Mike Elliott

Who Do You Say I Am?

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I was talking to a guy on the net recently, I decided to have a bit of fun. Just so you know, this photo of Steve Urkel I used in my IM window








That Guy: nice photo
BUZZ!!!
Mike: thanks
Mike: what do you do
Mike: hello?
That Guy: wanna be ur fren
Mike: ok
Mike: what do you do?
That Guy: studying
Mike: ok
That Guy: u
Mike: I used to be an actor, this is my publicity photo
That Guy: new u look fami
Mike: yep thats me
That Guy: wat do u act
Mike: theatre
That Guy: cool

9 Ideas For The Worlds Strongest Man Event

Here are my ideas for the worlds strongest man comp.

  1. Carrying a grand piano down 15 flights of stairs by themselves
  2. Wrestle an elephant to the ground with your bare hands
  3. Pull a concrete truck by themselves
  4. Do what spiderman done and become part of a rail and let a train drive over you.
  5. Fight with your identical twin brother who weighs the same and looks the same as you (AKA Bizaro Superman)
  6. Pick up a frozen lake iceblock and throw it onto a fire (AKA Superman)
  7. Smash 200 coconuts with your head.
  8. Demolish a 2 story house with your hands
  9. Give 10 500 pound people a piggy back ride at the same time

The AFL has been cancelled

Prior Notice .......
It is likely that the AFL competition for 2006 will have to be cancelled.
Under the new Anti Terrorism Laws the Bombers are banned.

The new Industrial Relations legislation rules out the Dockers.
The Asian Bird flu epidemic is wreaking havoc with the Crows, Eagles, Hawks, Magpies and Swans.
Any transfers to the Kangaroos, Cats, Lions, Dogs and Tigers must now be quarantined for at least 12 months.
Religious vilification laws mean that no one can legally barrack for the Demons or the Saints.
This only leaves the Power and the Blues who no one wants to barrack for anyway.

My Movie

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I've made a movie called "The Funky Squad" Check it out now at http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/16233