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Mike & Elena would like to see how creative you all are! Please complete the fake story in the most creative way you know!

Who loves the weekend fair! When driving to the fair my talkative cousin spoke for 3 hours on the way to the fair! The ticket to the fair was only $15.00 and since the hot air balloon ride was cheap we dropped off my talkative cousin to go on the balloon ride by her self. We could hear her from like 100 feet up loud and clear that this was too fun, she did not want it to end, and that she wanted to come back to the fair everyday during the month that it was in town......and she even placed an order for what she wanted for lunch! The balloon never came back so I.......

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Empress Baggie said...

Dear Mike & Elena,

Her Royal Highness shall creatively finish your fake story.

The balloon never came back so I...

... knew that my cousin -- who was a desperate, frightfully ugly old maid -- had at last found a foolproof manner in which to capture a human of the male persuasion (in this case the unfortunate balloon operator) and hijacked the balloon by threatening to punch a large hole in its fabric using the flip-out file from the toenail clippers she had cleverly hidden inside her crocodile purse.

I enjoyed two funnel cakes, one corn dog and a cotton candy and then drove myself home in peace.

The end.



Oh, by the way, The Empress deserves some of your Blogexplosion credits. Why? Because she's the Queen of The World and adored by the Hager Twins. Who could argue with that?

Very truly yours,
EB
MY B.E USERNAME: empressbaggie

P.S. Please join us for tea at 2. You may bring scones if you are so inclined.

Empress Baggie said...

Dear Mike & Elena,

Pretty please? Her Majesty will allow you to wear the Royal Cubic-Zirconia-Studded Tiara for as long as you wish -- maybe forever.

Very truly yours,
EB