Funny Facts Found

It is amazing the facts that one may find online....check these out.....I was shocked myself to read some of these.....Tell Mike & Elena what you think!

Funny Facts Found!

1. Kermit the frog is left-handed.
2. There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
3. On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
4. On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.
5. The first zoo in the USA was in Philadelphia.
6. At any one time, there are 100 million phone conversations going on in the United States.
7. Coca-cola was originally green.
8. Australia is the richest source of mineral sands in the world.

I'm selling a secret on Ebay

I'm selling a secret on Ebay if you would like to bid on it CLICK HERE!!
The winner will be the only one to go to the grave with this secret!

Just thought I'd let everyone know

Satalite

When I'm outside I like to look up into the sky and smile for a satelite photo

Thank Hoff Its Thursday #3: Hoff Dogs

Yep its another edition of everyones favourite entry!
This is the guy to host the Uplate Gameshow. Actually come to think of it, The Hoff would be better as Big Brother and kick everyone out of the house for being royal morons!

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Benchwarmers - See it or else

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You gotta see The Benchwarmers. Its the funniest movie I've seen for a long time. The movie stars David Spade (That guy from Just Shoot Me & Tommy Boy), Rob Schneider (That guy from Deuce Bigalow), and Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite). Pretty much the story line is about 3 adults who are losers and didn't get to play baseball when they were young because they were benchwarmers. They start a team of the 3 of them against a team of kids. I don't want to give away any of the gags but I will say that I was laughing 90% of the time during the movie. The one-liners are hillarious and the gags are funny as. If people don't like this movie then theres something wrong and need to ask Santa for a sense of humour for Christmas. I laughed so hard that the person next to me wet his pants. If you go see the movie and you don't like it I will refund your money no questions asked (Cheques will not be honoured). This movie is a Happy Madison Production - Yep, Adam Sandlers company and it shows. I don't know what they could do to improve the movie because it was so darn funny. I can't wait for the DVD to come out to see all the stuff they left out (If they did). Too funny.

Look for: All the Starwars memorabilia and Jon Lovitz quoting a line of his from the Wedding Singer.

Rating: 4.5/5

Click Here to Visit The Official Benchwarmers site

Sick Dog

For the past week I've been so sick. To spare people the details on how sick, I'll just say SICK! I have never been so sick in my whole entire life especially not for 4 days constantly. I will say this much, The toilet bowl was my friend. The thoughts that go through your mind when you are sick is weird. Where do these thoughts come from? Who knows. Here's what I've been thinking:

  • They should have a reality TV show like the bachelor but the bachelor is a mime.
  • They should have a realtiy TV show where they search for a mime... Australia's Next Top Mime or Mime Idol.
  • If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?
  • Why can't my whole house be made out of lego?
  • I wish they'd bring back Family Matters.
  • What happens when you're travelling at the speed of light in your car and you turn on your headlights?

I don't know why I was thinking these. I don't even have a fetish for mimes. I don't even care for mimes and it surprises me why I was even thinking of mimes. I just thought I'd share a bit of light on what I've been doing and some of my thoughts over this past week.

Thank Hoff Its Thursday #2

Yep its another edition of everyones favourite entry!
Everybody needs Nortons AntiHoff for their computer. Not only does it make your computer look stylish but it will woop every virus on your computer the coolest way possible

The Legend Honour

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I Love You my handsome Michael.....You are My Legend of the Year! The adventures and amazing times have been awesome this year! May next year also be filled with great changes that God has planned for us.... Everytime I hear your voice I feel the warm embrace of God's love that He has for us! I feel like I am the one who is blessed by the beauty and grace that God has given by seeing your handsome face each day my love. This Legend of the Week/Year is shared by Mike and Elena.

This Weeks Legend of the week & Tool of the week

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Every week I chose 2 people for 2 awards. One for Legend of the Week given to a person or a group of people, organisation, or an individual who demonstrated qualities that make them legendary. The other award goes to a Tool given to a group of people, organisation, or an individual who are deserves our coveted Tool of the Week Award.



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LEGEND OF THE WEEK
This weeks legend goes to my girlfriend Elena... Today we've been going out for 1 year today exactly. She's the best! She knows how I feel about her! We've been through everything together and she's an awesome woman of God. I've been blessed so much to know her and to have her.. well it looks like I found my Legend of the Year!
Looks like Legend of the Year has been cancelled.
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TOOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks Tool Of The Week goes to Big Brother again... . You know that crap show where they get 16 people, put them in a house full of cameras and let them do whatever they want. I was intrigued to see what the eviction show was like so I watched it for the first and last time. All I can say is that the current lot of housemates are the biggest bunch of whinging complaining morons I have ever seen. Someone gets evicted and the host begins asking them questions where the response causes the housemate to whine like a spoilt brat about how someone didn't like them and that they didn't give them enough room to express themselves so everyone can see what the real idiot they are.

Ok so I'm repeating what I'm saying... seriously can anyone actually like this show?? These bunch of morons on the show have no personality. Here's a reminder for all you Big Brother wannabe's if you like it or not, You're a role model so get with the program and don't act like the biggest knob this side of earth. While I'm on the issue of Big Brother, who are the morons at Channel 10 who gave Hot Dogs his own show? Did anyone actually watch the Up-late Gameshow? If you fell asleep infront of the TV at 1am and you didn't wanna watch them advertising some crappy new exercise equipment you would have seen the show.

Hey, if you're gonna give someone their own TV show make sure 1. They have a personality and 2. They have a personality. Get my drift?

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Know of someone who deserves the Tool of the Week award? Leave a vote in the comments below. Every winner of both award's goes into the Grand Finale to play off for Tool of the Year and Legend of the Year where you will be able to vote for your favourite Legend or Tool

This Weeks Special Guest

Check out this weeks special guest PROFESSIONAL REDHEAD! On this blog you'll find a great layout and colour scheme and some interesting random posts about anything she's thinking.

How would you like to win 30 Blog Explosion Credits?
All you have to do is visit this week's special guest, copy a sentence anywhere from her blog and paste it into the comments below. The winner will be randomly selected next week.

3 things to remember:
1. You can't copy and paste the same sentence as someone else.
2. You must leave your B.E username so I know who to give the credits to.
3. There must be no less than 30 entries or otherwise the comp will be null and void.

The winner will be announced next Monday Melbourne Australia time!

Taste of the Crikey Files

Pizza Bagels

This is definitely a must do! This is fun, yummy, and great to do by yourself or with that special someone! It is important to get all the ingredients out at the same time and have them on the counter. I created this one while in college. The cool part is that you can choose your favourite toppings. Let Mike and I know what you think....and how it turns out!

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Farenheight.
Put all the ingredients out.
Get a flat sheet pan, spray with non-stick cooking spray.
Toast all the bagels first (this is essential) and then put on the sheet pan.
Put the sauce on from the jar, then the toppings, then the cheese.
Put in the oven on 350 for 10-12 minutes.
Then Enjoy!

I bag of frozen or regular bagels
Hunt’s Traditional Tomato Sauce
Select any toppings you like…be creative!
Example toppings for your chose (not all at the same time of course….lol):
pepperoni, olives (Green/Black), pineapple, ham, spinach, feta, artichoke hearts, roasted red peppers, broccoli, mushrooms, just cheese, etc.
Shredded Mozzarella, Colby Jack, Cheddar, or all Cheeses at the same time.

My Bed

My girlfriend has a queen sized bed. I have a jester sized bed - it curls up at the end and has bells.

Thank Hoff It's Thursday - The Miners Rescuer

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Every Thursday is now called "Thank Hoff It's Thursday".
I will be posting a Hoff related photo!
Look who the rescuer was at the Beaconsfield mine!

Visit this weeks special guest and win

Lets welcome this weeks special guest: Incoblogo! Here you'll find a heap of entries to do with what she's thinking. I was wondering what the 100 things things are.. you can really understand someones personality and what they are like from this. Overall her blog is an entertaining read and I have booked it.

How would you like to win 30 Blog Explosion Credits? All you have to do is visit this week's special guest, copy a sentence anywhere from her blog and paste it into the comments below. The winner will be randomly selected next week. I will also give another mystery prize to anyone who can tell me what #22 is on her 100 things page on her blog.

3 things to remember:
1. You can't copy and paste the same sentence as someone else.
2. You must leave your B.E username so I know who to give the credits to.
3. There must be no less than 30 entries or otherwise the comp will be null and void.

The winner will be announced next Friday night Melbourne time!

'LEGEND of the week' & 'TOOL of the week' awards go to...

Every week I chose 2 people for 2 awards. One for Legend of the Week given to a person or a group of people, organisation, or an individual who demonstrated qualities that make them legendary. The other award goes to a Tool given to a group of people, organisation, or an individual who are deserves our coveted Tool of the Week Award.


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LEGENDS OF THE WEEK
This weeks award is a team effort. The team of miners and volunteers that helped free Todd Russell & Brant Webb from the Beaconsfield mine. These 2 guys were trapped underground in a 1.5 x 1.5 metre cage for 14 nights since April 25 and were rescued this morning all well. News has been made all around the world.
A Beaconsfield church bell was today rung with such gusto celebrating the freedom of two trapped miners that it broke.
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TOOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks Tool Of The Week goes to Big Brother. You know that crap show where they get 16 people, put them in a house full of cameras and let them do whatever they want. I was intrigued to see what the eviction show was like so I watched it for the first and last time. All I can say is that the current lot of housemates are the biggest bunch of whinging complaining morons I have ever seen. Someone gets evicted and the host begins asking them questions where the response causes the housemate to whine like a spoilt brat about how someone didn't like them and that they didn't give them enough room to express themselves so everyone can see what the real idiot they are.

Really, does anyone care a less what it was like to spend 2 weeks in a house full of cameras? This sounds like the crap that I heard from Year 7's when I was at school. No one gives a stuff (mainly me and every other real Australian) about these people. These are the same typical stereotyped morons that live in my area and I went to school with. What makes Channel Ten think that I care about these people? The only time I will care about them is when a hole opens up in the ground and swallows them up. We don't need to replace 'Everybody Loves Raymond' or 'Seinfeld' with Big Brother to find out what these morons are up to. (They are probably talking about why no one likes them), or for 2 hours on Friday night, and definitely Big Brother uncut. Heck, what's the difference between Big Brother uncut and getting a telescope and looking into the neighbours house? Nothing. You're still a peeping Tom.

Speaking of Tom, an honourable mention goes to Tom Cruise for being a moron as usual.

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Know of someone who deserves the Legend of the week & Tool of the Week award? Leave a vote in the comments below. Every winner of both award's goes into the Grand Finale to play off for Tool of the Year and Legend of the Year where you will be able to vote for your favourite Legend or Tool

Taste of the Crikey Files

Hello All: Here is a really fun, really easy recipe that you can do either by yourself or with that special someone......I am looking forward to Mike and I trying this one out together! Let us know how it goes for you.

Dirt Dessert
(I know it sounds weird but it is awesome!) It is great for picnics, barbecues, get togethers or family gatherings! If you love chocolate you will love this one! Note: Making this dessert may be a bit messy but its so much fun! (The gummy worms are optional.)

INGREDIENTS:
20 ounces crushed Oreo's (if you do not care for chocolate oreo's a good substitution is vanilla oreo's....continue to follow the recipe.....the vanilla recipe is called Sand....instead of using a flower box....try a sand box for the vanilla recipe!)
12 ounces Cool Whip
8 ounces cream cheese
4 ounce box vanilla pudding
3 1/2 cups milk
1 cup powdered sugar
1/4 cup butter or margarine

PREPARATION: Cream butter, cream cheese, sugar all together- set aside. Mix pudding and milk together and then add cool whip (use large bowl). Add cream cheese, mix. Fill in a flower pot, starting with pudding mixture, cookie crumbs, worms. End with cookie crumbs so it looks like dirt in the pot. (you are actually making layers...all the way up to the top) Refrigerate 1 or 2 hours. Insert some plastic flowers, if desired, so it looks like the flowers are growing in the pot. Top off with gummi worms. ENJOY!!!!!!

The Tomology Comp

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Ok, I'm feeling generous... I'm running a competition to give away 50 B.E Credits.

All you have to do is give me a reason why to like Tom Cruise and to see his new movie M:I:III. The best reason gets the credits! Leave your answer below in the comments. The competition will close Monday 22nd May. Don't forget to leave your B.E username.

Whos next?

I'm looking for the next "Tool of the week" award recipient Every Tuesday I give away this prestigious award to some company, individual, or website who is a tool. The winner receives this trophy:
Leave your nomination in the comments below and watch this space
Last weeks winner was 'The Christian Prophet'

The First Black President

I am widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Mike isn't black", then you are dead right, stop being a racist

Taste of the Week

I have a quick question for everyone: I love to cook and try out great recipes......would you like for me each week to include a great recipe that I have either invented or found and post it?
It will be called the Taste of the Crikey Files. If interested please send back a Yes so I know.....Thank you so much!

Crikey Credits Giveaway

I've just given away more credits to a viewer named 'Maggieofoz'. Here's her comment:

Here goes with the sucking up:
1. I am an Australian. Now that has to be worth some credits.
2. I have several blogs and Saying No to the Culture of Death is not
winning in the battle of the blogs. That means I lose the few credits that I
own.
3. I follow Australian Rules Football.
4. I was born in Melbourne but I live in Sydney.
5. I do not follow the Swans.
6. St.Kilda rules (I hope that does not cost me those credits that I need
so much)
7. I am a committed Christian and I believe in supporting the culture of
life. I have more than one blog and I believe in speaking out on issues of
injustice and lack of civil rights.
8. Tom Cruise is a jerk.
9. Snmarties are better than M & M s
10 Tim Tams are even better than smarties.
11. I would rather eat roast lamb than go on a date with Tom Cruise

This comment has scored maggieofoz a cool 20 B.E Crikey Credits. The fact that shes in an Aussie, into AFL, and thinks Tom Cruise is a tool is a good enough reason to send 20 credits her way. Dishonourable mention to point 6. - but an honourable mention to 1, 4, 7, & 10.
Wanna know how to win? Click Here

Coke

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I love Coke

Infact most of my friends call me a Coke Head.

Tuesdays 'Tool Of The Week' Award goes to....

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Hi welcome to the first Fruitcake blog of the moment. My first 'Tool Tuesdays 'Tool Of The Week' Award goes to 'The Christian Prophet'.

To the untrained eye this may look like your average run of the mill, TV evangelist, christian stuff. This site is really a bunch of ideals that could fit any religion. What gives this site the award is the 'Course in Miracles'. What's it about? Lets see:


The spiritual mind-training program of A Course In Miracles is a
transformational curriculum in Self-realization. Presented as a self-study
program, the format of the Course is a workbook of daily lessons, a text, and a
teacher's manual. A Course In Miracles is a masterpiece of mind training,
impeccably crafted to catalyze within the individual an experience of thought
not bound by the constraints of time, space, or human organizational principles.
Through our practical application of lessons in the art of forgiveness and in
the psychology of self-responsibility, we are awakened to the memory of our
Divine Inheritance.
The purpose of A Course In Miracles is to train your
mind in a systematic way to a different perception of everyone and
everything in the world... The very nature of True Perception is that it has no
limits. It is the opposite of the way you see now. True perception is the means
by which the world is saved from sin, for sin does not exist. And it is this
that true perception sees.


Wait a minute, why do I need study a course on how to do miracles? Is there a diploma? Is there a degree? Isn't this 'Tom Cruise no noise during baby delivery' stuff? Wacko Scientology stuff? What is the self realising part? It's to brain wash you into thinking YOU ARE GOD, that's what the basis of the new age movement! This blog is contradicting itself so much that it makes me sick to see God's grace mis-used in a way to 'Plug into miracles and get everything you want'. You can't have everything, where would you put it? The whole basis of the blog is to give a message from the throne room of God itself. Isn't that what the Bible's for? You want miracles then read the first 4 books of the New Testament, then read Acts! I seriously think that the biggest miracle that they are talking about is to actually make sense of this dribble. Just because they mention Jesus and miracles a couple of million times don't guarantee that's what you're getting. Its the same as McDonald's. I want what I see on the ad but when I get their burger its nothing like it and looks like its been cooked by that kid on The Simpsons who is pimple-faced and voice keeps breaking. If the messages are indeed from God himself then God would have told me.

I actually emailed these guys and asked them a few questions about this site about 6 months ago. I didn't challenge them. I wanted to know what would make people make such a site. My response was crap. I was told that I needed to pray and ask God and he would tell me. So I took their advice and to make a long story even longer, I will say this 'Not Happy Jan!'. So really, God must think that this is a waste of space aswell - I done what they said!

Anyway, I'm not going to crap on any longer about this pathetic site, go see it for yourself.

Sites:
'The Christian Prophet'
'Our Holy Inheritance'
'Course in Miracles'

Congratulations Christian Prophet, You're this week's Tool of the Week!

Know someone who deserves this prestigious award? Leave a comment below and be watching next week.

My New Haircut

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Do you like my new haircut?

This Weeks Special Guest Comp Update

As most of you would know, there is a competition for a give away of 30 Blog Explosion credits. I need 30 people to visit this weeks special guest..... If 30 people can't be found by Wednesday night then the competition is Null and Void and no one wins credits. Click here for more details

Deal or No Deal!

I was on Deal or No Deal! I guessed $200,000 and scored myself $500 big ones and screwed someones chance of taking home the top amount of 200 Grand!