The Checkout The Photo Dept.

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Wow I can't believe it! 14 months later we're together at last! Check out the photo!

The Call Someone Who Cares Dept.

Just thought since Elena is on her way here to the land down under as I speak that I would take this oportunity to thank Superbuzz for their awesome phone cards.... you can't complain with .9c per min... basically on a $10 phone card I can spend 17h 37m talking to her.... cool huh? I'd also like to than the guy at the post office for giving me a complimentary $2 card this morning....

Checkout the Superbuzz site... http://www.superbuzz.com.au

The Just Random Dribblings Dept.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Just thought I'd say that coz I'm bored but don't worry because right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

I had a job that lasted a week and a half because the director at the Next Core Group was the biggest rip off artist. I wish I could have some more happier news since this was job #350 that I had applied for in the past 7 years. The interview was a joke as how the marketing job wasn't even described as going to businesses and homes and selling their stuff. Infact I wish I could say something like:

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, "Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" He said, "I don't know." I said, "I don't want your job."


Infact, take that story instead of real one because it sounds more interesting. At the moment I'm in a chatroom, not only that its a christian chatroom. That reminds me theres actually a suburb in heaven for all the grumpy farts, they sit around all day in chatrooms and whinge - as if. I feel like saying "Want some cheese with your whine?" Heck if they got anger management classes... they can have "cheer up you grumpy old bugger" classes. It should be illegal!

Speaking of illegal: One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."

Thats what I'm thinking right now....
Kudos

The Peas and Carrots Dept.

Wow, its been nearly a month and I guess everyone's been wondering where I've been. Well maybe with the lack of comments people couldn't care. Anyway, I thought I'd let everyone know whats going on.

Firstly, Elena will be touching down on Australian soil July 26th... I can't wait... About Time!!!! Will be talking about that more later...

Other highlights over these past 30 days:

  • I got a job then I quit coz I got ripped off and there was alot of dodgy stuff going on at the "Next Core Group".... (Sooo I mentioned names.... Thats what they get for acting like complete morons)
  • I realised I could play drums and I'm now the new drummer at church even though I've only had 2 hours or so practice.... I catch on pretty quick
  • Saw Superman Returns, Click, Xmen 3
  • Got kicked out of Pirates of the Caribean coz the only available seats where on the floor (Apparently if theres a fire the people up in the back row would make it out quicker than us). So we got our money back - Tip for cinemas: Don't sell tickets for seats you haven't got, it makes you look like a complete twit or people will walk out and bad mouth you.

well thats about it for now.... see you around.... stay tuned