Paris Hilton to be singing the jailhouse blues


You heard it right! Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days. And before you ask, no, this isn't another Simple Life series (although if the TV execs had a single functioning brain cell they'd make it into one). Having brazenly flouted the law with her repeated instances of driving under the influence and on a suspended licence, Paris has been made a public example to all Los Angeles rich kids who consider themselves exempt from the rules.

Come June, Paris is going to have to trade in her skimpy, designer outfits for an orange jumpsuit, drugs and booze for prison grub, and the L.A. celebrity elite for a new family of LA County Jail inmates. We have no idea how she's going to make it through.

But before you feel sorry for her, just remember there's likely to be a round of paid talk show appearances and a million dollar book deal waiting for her at the end of it.

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