Crop Circles or Crap Circles

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Here is our lawn mowing guy. He is the most reliable guy around. He came yesterday to mow our lawn. See the great job he did?

If you want his details so you can have him come to your place and mow your lawn then leave a comment below.

Caption This...

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Here is a photo of Aussie Prime Minister John Howard with Halo 3 Character Master Chief Petty Officer SPARTAN-117.

Leave a caption in the comments below

AFL Grandfinal

Today is the AFL grandfinal. To anyone who has no idea what this is its like the superbowl. Good luck to Geelong & Port Adelaide!

This is Aussie Rules Football and the year it was.

New Starwars Movie!

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They were saying on the news tonight that George Lucas is making another Starwars movie. Not too sure yet what its about but I saw this photo leaked as part of a new movie poster.

Wow pretty awesome...

I can't wait for it to come out!

May the force be with you!

How I met your mother season 3 premiere

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I've seen the first episode of season 3 of How I Met Your Mother... Elena & I are huge fans of the show and this episode was awesome. If you're a fan and you haven't seen it by now then you probably weren't a fan at all.

Here's what you missed

My own walk of Fame

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You may have been wondering where I have been.

I have been over in the states in the past week. I was at a ceremony where they unveiled my new my own star on the walk of fame for just being awesome! I was going to mention it here a couple of weeks ago but I decided to keep it a surprise (Actually I was told not to tell anyone by authorities or I would be in serious trouble. I was able to take a photo of it to show everybody as proof.

So here it is for real. I can hardly believe it myself. Go and check it out if you don't believe it.

I was Thinking...

There was a tram crash today in Melbourne

PASSENGERS caught in a horror tram smash that injured up to 20 people in Melbourne today were tossed through carriages like rag dolls. Witnesses watched in disbelief as two Melbourne-bound University trams, a number 6 tram from Glen Iris and a number 72 service from Camberwell, collided nose-to-tail on bustling St Kilda Rd about 10am.

The crazy thing about this is that the authorities are still looking at how it happened. I think I know how it happened: 2 trams on 1 track travelling at the same time! Am I missing something?

In Other News:
I've decided to add a new segment to the blog called Mike's Words of Wisdom! Great title huh? I thought of the title myself. From time to time putting a quote, some advice, or words of wisdom here on this blog. Ok, ok, if you can come up with a better - wittier name then drop a line in the comments and I might use it below.

Mike's Words of Wisdom:
Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut.

My Great Great Grand Father

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Going through my family photo album, I found a photo of my great great great grandfather's photo and realised he looked alot like me... The family resemblence is uncanny!

I don't know what to call this entry... You name it!

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I have a friend who, for the point of this blog entry I will call "Steve". "Steve" left today for 3 weeks to go to the Phillippines. This photo reminds me of the customs he's going to have to go through before he leaves and when he arrives there:

He better be careful!

Well its too bad that he's going to miss the AFL Grand Final next Saturday with Geelong & Port Adelaide battling it out. My money (If I really was betting) is on Geelong to win. This is coming from someone who saw them beat their team by 150 points. Well its better than going for Collingwood.

My question is for you viewers... Who is going to win the 2007 AFL Grandfinal? Geelong or Port Adelaide. If you don't care then maybe tell me why in American Football they stop the game everytime someone catches the ball or drops it? I ask around and no one can tell me! - Just leave your response below in the comments.

Oh yeah. with my friend called "Steve", well thats his real name. You know who you are!

So you're thinking about online dating?

Church Sign Fun

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I have found a site that will allow me to create my own church signs.
Check out some that I have designed.

To design your own go to

I had an accident

I was driving home from work and some kids threw a rock from the bridge and hit my car.

Don't worry I'm alright now!

The programmers version of the story of Creation

In the beginning God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.

And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.

And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware.

And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big ... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.

And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.

And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center ;

And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.

And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature : the User.

And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.
But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God.

And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs? And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.

And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.

And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could replace it.

So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good.

And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to.

And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.

And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help.

And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.

And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.