Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

*_BARACK OBAMA:_*The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
*_JOHN MC CAIN:_*My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized theneed to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on theother side of the road
*_HILLARY CLINTON:_*When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to crossthe road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure --right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets thechance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't aboutme.......
*_DR. PHIL:_*The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that hemust first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before itgoes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need todo is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
*_OPRAH:_*Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is whyhe wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chickenlearn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'mgoing to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across theroad and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
*_GEORGE W. BUSH:_*We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just wantto know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chickenis either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
*_COLIN POWELL_*:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satelliteimage of the chicken crossing the road...
*_ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:_*We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yetbeen allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
*_JOHN KERRY:_*Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now againstit! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken'sintentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
*_NANCY GRACE:_*That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it inhis eyes and the way he walks.
*_PAT BUCHANAN_*:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
*_MARTHA STEWART:_*No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had astanding order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the pricedropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insiderinformation.
*_DR SEUSS_*:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, thechicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
*_ERNEST HEMINGWAY:_*To die in the rain. Alone.
*_JERRY FALWELL:_*Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chickenis gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say weboycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberalmedia whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the otherside.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plainand as simple as that.
*_GRANDPA:_ *In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebodytold us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
*_BARBARA WALTERS:_*Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to thechicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how itexperienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish itslife long dream of crossing the road.
*_ARISTOTLE:_*It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
*_JOHN LENNON:_*Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, inpeace.
*_BILL GATES:_*I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads,but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This newplatform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot.
*_ALBERT EINSTEIN:_*Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
*_BILL CLINTON:_*I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition ofchicken?
*_AL GORE_*I invented the chicken!
*_COLONEL SANDERS_*:Did I miss one?
*_DICK CHENEY:_*Where's my gun!

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