10 best Ralph Wiggum quotes


Son of the police chief, Ralph Wiggum isn't the most popular kid in school. Or the brightest. Or the most athletic. His random, dim-witted remarks, however, do make him the funniest.

1. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
2. Me fail English? That's unpossible.
3. [to a wolf] Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...
4. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
5. I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
6. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
7. Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.
8. Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!
9. I bent my wookie.
10. And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

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